Tooth Fairy does NOT exist!

First at all i want to you open your eyes, and more important, open your mind! I know, it seems like i'm mad and crazy, but remember that the same shit was told to christ.

Kinda like me.

Do you think Tooth Fairy doesnt exist? You silly bastard!

Probably that's what you actually think, but i want you listen me before you crucify me. Now that i've got your attention, please, analize with me the Tooth Fairy Stuff.
Well, so its a winged woman that visite all the world looking for tooth and giving instead money. It makes sense and it seems very plausible, but i found a big CLUE that i will show you right now, in this moment, before you can say "Shit, that was fast!", before you can even think about the last sentence.

What's that proof? 

Probably that's what you actually think, and the answer is next:
HOW NOBODY HAS RAPED THAT FAIRY? I MEAN, SHE VISITE FAT VIRGINS HOUSES

I'd rape her

NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH, GO AND TELL IT TO YOUR BROTHERS, SISTERS AND FRIENDS, GO MY LITTLE SON.