I hate democracy

I have never understood why the population must have the right to choose their governors. If you think about it, it is pretty lame, i mean, if you're sick you go and ask to your doctor, you do not go and tell your friends to vote about what you need to get better. The same happens with the country, the average citizen do not know anything about economy or politics, why should they decide something? They're pretty much like children, they don't know anything but they want to be part of something.
Good parents don't let their children to have decisions for their own, democracy is NOT even a decent way.

How to draw a cat

Don't worry, you're welcome.

HEIL YEAH STOP SPREADING HATE

SING WITH ME, STOP SPREADING HATE, SPREADING HATE

Meanwhile in the USA

Click it to zoom it

I'm not even white, but this shit is actually happening, lol.

Derp cute cat in high quality

CLICK IT, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA DO IT

MORE CATS!

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK IT

Warning! Women learnt how to use photoshop!

Yes, this is kinda slowpoke, but who cares!

So this is actually very normal, and probably is because fo that, that is annoying me. 

It is funny and sad that there's girls using photoshop to make them look more skinny or even "fix" her face. I dont get it at all, i mean, if i see you in real life and you're not even similar to your facebook picture, you can be sure, i will run f*cking fast. I will call the cops and then i will pass the rest of my life hiding in the nearest cave.
GOD, THAT SH*T'S CREEPY

The evolution theory evidence

American moon landing WAS A LIE

Yeah... a big lie

No, it wasn't, you not-very-smart person.
It's incredible how there's still people thinking that moon landing was filming on earth by the american government.
NnyNny out.

Necomimi: cat ears controlled by the mind

Neurowear has developed this cat ears that move according to the feelings and emotions of the person that wear it, this invention is called Necomimi (Cat ears in japanese, they have no a lot of imagination to naming, but well..).
Necomimi works with brainwaves, these brainwaves are catched by a receiver (that black thing on the girl's forehead), then are translated to a move.

A little quote from the official page of Necomimi.

Show the world what’s really on your mind and impress your friends with some of the most advanced brainwave technology available! Necomimi’s cat-like reactive movements show how interested or relaxed you are in real-time. It’s a fun, quirky addition to parties, cosplay, bachelorette weekends and tailgating at your favorite sporting event. Anytime you want to entertain your friends and family, wear Necomimi! 

 More specifically, the ears move when you are:

Relaxed

The ears fall down

In the Zone

Ears wiggle up and down

Focused

Ears get up

Well, i think this is THE MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER MADE. Seriously guys, i mean, if a woman wear this, maybe, just maybe we'll be able to understand her.
Oh God, if our ancestors could have this, what a wonderful world this would be!

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As you can see, we've got more than 200 followers on our twitter. Thank very much to every single one of you.
I couldn't be more proud of my readers, i cant even put my thoughts into words to show you how prideful i am.

I hope our blog continue to grow more!

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Is dakotakoti a fake?

Yes, she is, but hey! i dont give a single fuck about it. <3

Marryy me <3

Five curiosities about eating chocolate

Well, it's time you know it: chocolate and fat are not synonymous. In fact, if you eat it in moderation there is no reason you should stop eating it. Now, meet some fun facts about chocolate:.

1. Caffeine and other components in the black chocolate improve mood and decrease PMS symptoms.
2. Helps process blood sugar - An Italian study says black chocolate increases the metabolism of blood sugar and reduces the risk of diabetes.
3. Chocolate pentylamine substance triggers feelings similar to "fall in love"
4. Raises the good cholesterol and lowers bad - black chocolate with flavonoids have more effect in regulating cholesterol than other substances with less flavonoids such as tea, wine or onions.
5. According to a British study, it increased blood flow to the brain makes us feel more awake and alert, which are provided by mathematical tasks.

Most beautiful man on earth

Handsome and a confident look. 

Well, ladies, this man worked for Microsoft in the development of Windows! So yeah, he's not only gorgeous and intelligent, but also very rich! There's just problem, he's happily married and with kids. Yeah, beats me too.

But, don't worry! I came up with a plan for becoming this pretty man's wife
: First, you must get to work in his company, Valve, so you must have tech and programming knowledge. Then, you have to be really good at the work, so good that you'll get to have a dinner with him and his family, after that, it's easy. You have to tell his wife that you want to talk about ladies' stuff at the bathroom,
thre, you grab a knife and cut his throat. After that, the kids are easy targets.

He's waiting you

Forty Days - Streetlight Manifesto

Hi, guys, i wanted to show you my favorite song of my favorite band: Forty Days by Streetlight Manifesto

That's all for today, see you later guys.

About ring finger and index finger

There's some curious "facts" about the length of your fingers.


R.F. = Ring Finger;   I.F.= Index Finger


If you're a woman


If your R.F. is bigger than your I.F. that means:
-More likely to be homosexual.
-Math skills.
-Dominant personality.
-Left handed
-Autism
-Athletic abilities


If your R.F. is like ur I.F. that means:
-You're a normal girl


If your I.F. is bigger than your R.F. that means:
-High Fertility
-Likely to get breast cancer
-You're highly femenine
-Literary skills.


If you're a man


If your R.F. is bigger than your I.F. that means:
-Math skills.
-Dominant personality.



If your R.F. is like ur I.F. that means:
-Likely to be homosexual
-"Femenine"



If your I.F. is bigger than your R.F. that means:
-Likely to get prostate cancer
-Likely to be homosexual
-Early Heart Attack
-Very Femenine

How to tune up your cat [Part 1]

If you've read this blog before, you must know that i LOVE cats, they are smart, cute and tsunderes (kinda like every school girl).

Well, if you like cats as me, you probably have ask to yourself: "Is posibble make cuter my cat?"
The answer, of course, is YES. So follow me, let me show you how!

Cat-Board

Half cardboard, half cat. To make this upgrade you just have to feed your cat with cardboard and paper about one year.
Pros:
+Defense Points
+He carry his house wherever he goes.
Cons:
-He's calm.

Baracat-Obama

You need a black cat.

Pros:
+He smile all the time

Cons:
-He smile all the time

Top 7 "When I'm"

If you've aint got anything better to do, you can see this youtube videos top.
Some of them are very funny.

Top 7

I'm not a huge TF2 fan, but when i saw this a smile was drawn on my face.



Top 6

C'mon everybody loves cats. You love them all too, dont you?


Top 5

I laughed with this one.

Top 4

No words.


Top 3

Wait, I dont even-

Top 2

I laughed a lot.

Top 1

So perfect, this is just beautiful, every man on the world MUST see this before die.

Tooth Fairy does NOT exist!

First at all i want to you open your eyes, and more important, open your mind! I know, it seems like i'm mad and crazy, but remember that the same shit was told to christ.

Kinda like me.

Do you think Tooth Fairy doesnt exist? You silly bastard!

Probably that's what you actually think, but i want you listen me before you crucify me. Now that i've got your attention, please, analize with me the Tooth Fairy Stuff.
Well, so its a winged woman that visite all the world looking for tooth and giving instead money. It makes sense and it seems very plausible, but i found a big CLUE that i will show you right now, in this moment, before you can say "Shit, that was fast!", before you can even think about the last sentence.

What's that proof? 

Probably that's what you actually think, and the answer is next:
HOW NOBODY HAS RAPED THAT FAIRY? I MEAN, SHE VISITE FAT VIRGINS HOUSES

I'd rape her

NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH, GO AND TELL IT TO YOUR BROTHERS, SISTERS AND FRIENDS, GO MY LITTLE SON.

Minecraft: Diamonds Are Forever

I just wanted to share this video with you, guys. Enjoy!

The common ancestor to humans and sharks

"I'm your father"

It has been known for many years that man has a common ancestor with monkeys, and hence they are closest to our line of evolution.
If we go much further back in time, according to the magazine "Nature", we would also have a common ancestor with sharks, the Acanthodii .
This group is curious, since it is midway between bony fish and chondrichthyan group they belong to sharks and rays. With the latter have in common that their skeleton is made of cartilage, but have a long bone spurs at the end of their fins.